I have to admit, that I really, really envy that graphic artist k4r3n for her skills. The design is really well done. Seems to be one of the completest, well developed designs around.
And of course, I also like your rants, pretty funny and amusing.
As for webstuff...
I'd make the "stinkwrinkle" logo on the entry page clickable. I always click on the picture, the text underneath is more like a support for people who have to wait for the image to load or whatever.
Since I mentioned the enter page. Maybe add an alternative link for people who's browser doesn't support JavaScript, using <noscript>.
Can't say much about loading times or whatever since I browse the web with a fast line from work. Seems to be all cool to me.
If you add more content, it's definitively a keeper.
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